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Talking The car in front of you - Sunday 7th February 2010, 02:01

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Sunday 7th February 2010, 03:27

The car in front of me yesterday was an unmarked police car.


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Sunday 7th February 2010, 03:52

the car infront of me was a bmw being a cock just before i over took him and blew his rather hot girlfriend kiss and a wave good bye




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Sunday 7th February 2010, 07:17

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that's some crazy iraqi drifting



this might have been posted but i think it's hiarious


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Sunday 7th February 2010, 11:03

"The car in front is a toyota"

I'm more worried about the toyota behind me




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Sunday 7th February 2010, 11:51

The car in front of you in a ditch, up the bank, and with no brakes is a Toyota. But they are safe coz the MD of Toyota, Mr Toy yoda says so.


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Sunday 7th February 2010, 14:37

I've decided to kill my wife and make it look like an accident.

Bought her a new toyota.




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Sunday 7th February 2010, 16:17

The man from del monte say YES
The man from Toyota says DO YOU FEEL LUCKY DUMB ASS

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